Things I Wish I Was Gutsy Enough To Tweet #8

If you're going to go to all the trouble of getting a personalized license plate then at least make it witty. Putting your initials on your plate is just wasting everyones time. #URLame

Things I Wish I Was Gutsy Enough To Tweet #7

The 80's were the best decade. Yes, the fashion was questionable but at least people had style. Sex in the 80's was appropriate for the decade. Get as freaky as you want, but don't mess up my hair. #bighairbigfun

Why Hotel Rooms Should Not Be Designed By Men

So I've travelled some. Not as much as others I know but I've logged in a fair amount of time in the air and thus in hotel rooms. I can instantly tell when a room is designed by a man. A hetrosexual man (need to clarify).

To be fair, I know many men with a great sense of style but I'm sure they have never been consulted in the design of any hotel room I've stayed in.

First clue....trendy stupid sink. We don't need that. We want something functional. It needs to catch water...that's it.

Lack of counter space. You've used up all your available space on the above mentioned retarded sink thus leaving you no space for the practical aspect. Women would rather have ample counter space than a ridiculous water splashing sink. You got sucked into a stupid design and now I (the patron) am paying for it. Your retarded sink design is now splashing water on my very expensive make-up (there is no cheap make-up).

Full length mirror. What do you have against me wanting to view my outfit at all angles? I am not a PeopleofWalmart. I want to know how my ass looks in my outfit before I leave the room. I'm in a hotel room therefore it's a pretty good assumption that I'm on vacation/business and therefore want to impress. Not too much of a stretch here.

More outlets. Chances are that 2 women will be sharing a room. Shouldn't you have ample outlets for the variety of power tools a woman needs to get ready? And mirrors. We need more mirrors.

Counter space, mirrors, outlets and functional sinks. It's not rocket science. It's practical.

Perhaps that's why I'm asking too much.

Things I Wish I Was Gutsy Enough To Tweet #6

I saw 2 homeless people having sex. Could of done without that visual but it got me to thinking.....Politicians don't mention this as a possible reason for the increase in homelessess. #likerabbits

Things I Wish I Was Gutsey Enough To Tweet #5

I often hear women talking about their biological clocks. It seems that in their 30's these clocks start ticking louder than my mom's grandfather clock. Complete with chimes. I'm just thankful I don't have that problem. Mine's digital. #ticktock.

A New Worldwide Epidemic

Lately the world has been beseiged by natural disasters and other tragic events. Japan, Somalia, Libya. The newspapers and media flood us with tragic images. However, throughout all of this, there is one epidemic that is receiving no attention. The shortage of mirrors.

This problem was first brought to my attention while I was in Miami. At first I thought it to be an isolated incident but the more I travelled, the more I became aware of how wide-reaching the epidemic was. San Francisco, Los Angeles, Houston, Orlando, no where seemed safe. It has now spread and crossed into Canada as well. Vancouver is no longer immune.

Something must be done. Your $5 donation will help a family receive a full-length mirror so that they can leave the house with confidence. This will then aid in the beautification of your city. Operators are standing by. Give what you can. Calls are toll free. 1-800-IStylin. Please help prevent this from happening again.

Things I Wish I Was Gutsy Enough To Tweet #4

Anyone living in Vancouver can verify that some of our Asian citizens are a bit challenged when it comes to operating a motor vehicle. One would think that they would have mad skills with bicycles. Not so. I am of the opinion that any device with a round moving wheel is too much for some to handle. #nosurvivors