Why Hotel Rooms Should Not Be Designed By Men

So I've travelled some. Not as much as others I know but I've logged in a fair amount of time in the air and thus in hotel rooms. I can instantly tell when a room is designed by a man. A hetrosexual man (need to clarify).

To be fair, I know many men with a great sense of style but I'm sure they have never been consulted in the design of any hotel room I've stayed in.

First clue....trendy stupid sink. We don't need that. We want something functional. It needs to catch water...that's it.

Lack of counter space. You've used up all your available space on the above mentioned retarded sink thus leaving you no space for the practical aspect. Women would rather have ample counter space than a ridiculous water splashing sink. You got sucked into a stupid design and now I (the patron) am paying for it. Your retarded sink design is now splashing water on my very expensive make-up (there is no cheap make-up).

Full length mirror. What do you have against me wanting to view my outfit at all angles? I am not a PeopleofWalmart. I want to know how my ass looks in my outfit before I leave the room. I'm in a hotel room therefore it's a pretty good assumption that I'm on vacation/business and therefore want to impress. Not too much of a stretch here.

More outlets. Chances are that 2 women will be sharing a room. Shouldn't you have ample outlets for the variety of power tools a woman needs to get ready? And mirrors. We need more mirrors.

Counter space, mirrors, outlets and functional sinks. It's not rocket science. It's practical.

Perhaps that's why I'm asking too much.