Things I Wish I Was Gutsy Enough To Tweet #11

I always have a good chuckle when I see an otherwise 'cool' guy walking a purse dog. They always look so hate-filled. I imagine that they are silently cursing their girlfriend as you know it was her idea to get the pedigreed equivalent of a long haired rat. There is no way to look macho walking one of those dogs. I'm sure that they would rather drop-kick the critter than walk it and pick up its poop. #GetARealDog