Dear Mr Self-Important,
I just want to apologize for your not getting 110% of our attention last night. It was unfortunate that there happened to be over 100 invited guests also in attendance most of whom had never been to our venue, unlike yourself who has been there every night. So while we were attending to their needs, and providing the waiters with Prosecco to pass around, you got neglected. But thank-you for pointing out to us that you are a Knight in some order we have never heard about. In future, we will make sure to address your needs immediately and keep all the other International Olympic Committee presidents waiting. We now know that you are King Shit of your particular Turd Mountain. Our bad in treating you like Little Fart the Court Jester.
You can be sure that this will never happen again.
Sincerely,
Winesnob
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