Like a moth to a .......... Dumbass?

So a girlfriend called last night looking for some advice. Seems as though there are two gentlemen who are interested in her but she's having a tough time making a decision. One, is really nice and the other.......a dumbass.

Now, while the choice seems obvious (pick nice guy), why is it that we even find ourselves debating these things? I believe it is because we secretly hope that we have the skills to exorcise the dumbass out of them. Jesus was able to walk on water but I don't think even he had that sort of power.

And guys are just as bad. I have witnessed with my very eyes a guy pick a total bee-yotch over a girl who was sweet, pretty and kind. And then spend the rest of the relationship complaining about her. Dumbass.

So perhaps we're all just moths. Instead of being draw to flames we're drawn to dumbasses. The only New Years' resolution that I made was to be dumbass free in 2012 and so far, I'm successful. Granted it's still January but I'm 26 days in. That has to count for something. Perhaps there should be tokens available like there is in other recovery programs.

And as for my girlfriend, I told her to pick the nice guy and not let the dumbass take up any more real estate in her head. And I'm guessing that once she does that, he'll start pursuing her even harder.

Cause that's how dumbasses roll.